My mother said I should go and get some therapy.
You aren’t done with school yet, mister. I am.
College isn’t really school, though.
I’m actually fucking done with high school. This day finally came.
It only took us thirteen damn years to get here.
You should, it’s really well written.
Maybe I’ll watch it with Matty, but lately I’ve been on a slasher movie marathon.
No, quite the opposite actually. It was a rather uncomfortable experience.
Oh, gross. I can’t flirt with anyone to save my life. I never have been able to.
No, my man. The woo girls are real and they are coming for you.
Oh, geeze. I’m scared.
At UCSD because college is a thing.
Oh, right. I still have applications to send out, damn.
I think someone just tried asking me out… That was interesting.
Were they polite about it?
So I just sent in my intent to enroll and I’ve never felt so liberated and nervous at the same time.
If you ‘woo’ when you get drunk, I’m gonna need you to never come within forty feet of me again.
I thought that was something people only did in cheap spring break movies?
I’ve been binging on How I Met Your Mother for like, four days.
I’ve never seen How I Met Your Mother