@BrendinoAldrich: My mother said I should go and get some therapy.

I wish I could write punny songs like Bo Burnham.

sykesmatt:

It’s okay… Funny thing is, I think it upsets me more than it does Natalie.

Well…you’re more sensitive than Natalie and Natalie and I weren’t as close as we are now when it happened. 

sykesmatt:

brendon-aldrich:

Like, okay, I get it’s super tragic or whatever…but let me move on.

Let all of us move on. Natalie gets asked about it too.

*sighs and hugs him* I’m sorry, Pooh Bear.

sykesmatt:

brendon-aldrich:

People still ask me about my suicide attempt last year. It’s been almost a year and a half, I’m tired of being asked about it.

I’m tired of being asked about it too.

Like, okay, I get it’s super tragic or whatever…but let me move on.

People still ask me about my suicide attempt last year. It’s been almost a year and a half, I’m tired of being asked about it.

albano-alli:

Okay, now that the critically important part of the story has been told, let’s move onto figuring out what you should do about your slight nudity issue. Well, I mean the whole unwanted nudes being sent to your phone thing, not nudity issue as in you running around here naked, which clearly you aren’t. Although, I’m sure it would really help ratings.

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I’m going to get a new number, probably. I think that’s all I can do.

sykesmatt:

Ick.

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I mean, on the bright side, my sexuality? Definitely secure. 

albano-alli:

But did you get the Cheetos?image

I did get the Cheetos. They were delicious. 

So, here’s a story. I was at a gas station, right, just filling up my car and thinking about getting some cheetos or a brownie or something. So, I’m standing there, and this girl runs up and takes my phone and fucking texts herself. And then she leaked my number onto the internet. And now I am getting lots of texts and calls and a lot of nudes. Which would be fine, but not all the nudes are from girls.

natfleming:

Because I clearly underestimate how awesome a boyfriend you are.

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Duhhhh. You’re always underestimating my awesomeness. It’s very disappointing. 

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