Matty is up and slowly getting better, by the way, for anyone who was worried.
Would it be tasteless to bring a bike helmet to Matty’s bedside? The boy needs one.
Who the hell trashed the girls’ common room? It wasn’t me and that’s weird.
It was me.
It was so gross. They kept swallowing pool water and then bam. They threw up.
Ewww. Ew. Why would he swallow pool water?
Someone threw up in the pool today and I’m not ashamed to admit I cried and started shaking and am still shaking. Ugh, it was so gross…
….Oh my God, that’s disgusting…
That makes more sense.
Yehp…so, anyway, I’m Brendon, nice to meet you.
It kinda was, but I’m interested in how it’s possible. You’re an Oprah-obsessed, video game nerd, who never disobeys but also plays in a rock ‘n roll band and slacks off on homework?
Okay, maybe not all the details. Mostly the love for music but the nerdy awkwardness. Oprah is cool, but n’ah.
That’s kinda disturbing.
..Oops, sorry. I didn’t mean for that to be disturbing.
I swear to Drake and Josh is, like, me split into two brothers.
I’m still not used to people recognizing me. They literally debate about whether I’m “that one girl” on “that one show” before they ask. That’s why I practice just doing my initials without disappointing them.
Yeah…gay rumors make a lot of people recognize me, though…me and Matty.